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changetheworldlaugh:

Top five strange laws 

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Lorelai: I’m serious. Why don’t you go get the measuring tape now?
Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs.
Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger.

[….]

Rory: You’re cracked!

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petsacrosstheworld:

Sliding Kitty Pole Makes Fun Play for Cats! Gotta love it!
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petsacrosstheworld:

Sliding Kitty Pole Makes Fun Play for Cats! Gotta love it!

More Funny Cats Videos and Pictures

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M4LK

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mortensanctus:

color—muncher:

i’ll just stop here

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Um as someone who gets made fun of for how I pronounce milk, I can very much relate.

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eloquent-in-death:

literatenonsense:

what the world needs now is love sweet benedict cumberbatch’s face.

Such a babe, but imagine if you screamed his full name during sex and got it wrong. It’s like a tongue twister. You’d just have to keep going until you got it right. Oh, what a shaaaaame.

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